Customer-Without-a-Menu: [On the phone in take away]. Hi, can you tell me what chicken dishes you have on your menu.
There are over 200 items on our menu.
About 50 of them are chicken dishes.
Me: There are a lot of dishes. Did you want something in particular?
Customer-Without-a-Menu: Oh no. I just want to know what there is.
I take a deep breath and read out the chicken section.
Half way through this painful reading I already know that they have given up listening.
Customer-Without-a-Menu: Oh. I'll just come down and have a look then.
Sigh...
2 comments:
There is no end to ways the public tortures restaurant help. Sigh...
Mary...
I think that they must come up with new ways every so often just to keep servers on their toes.
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